User-agent: ClaudeBot
Disallow: /
User-agent: anthropic-ai
Disallow: /

# Oh, are you a human? Sorry, please come in while I finish tidying up.

User-agent: GPTBot
Disallow: /
User-agent: ChatGPT-User
Disallow: /

# Sorry it's such a mess in here, I don't know where all these robots came from.

User-agent: PerplexityBot
Disallow: /
User-agent: Amazonbot
Disallow: /

# It must be a particular hospitible era for their kind.

User-agent: Omgilibot
Disallow: /
User-Agent: FacebookBot
Disallow: /
User-Agent: Applebot
Disallow: /
User-agent: Google-Extended
Disallow: /

# Could you open the door while I sweep them out? It will only be a second.

User-agent: Bytespider
Disallow: /
User-agent: Claude-Web
Disallow: /
User-agent: Diffbot
Disallow: /
User-agent: ImagesiftBot
Disallow: /
User-agent: Omgilibot
Disallow: /

# I think that's the last of them. Oh wait!

User-agent: Omgili
Disallow: /
User-agent: YouBot
Disallow: /

# Phew! Anyway, thanks for dropping in. Was there something you wanted to chat
# about, or...?